elephant toe

Same as Camel Toe except the woman usually weighs over 250.

Man that fat chick sure has got one big Elephant Toe !!!!!

251👍 75👎

FireBall

A totally wothless person. Someone with no ambition.

Yeah, she's a real fireball.

10👍 67👎

sloppy seconds

Pussy that's been humped less than 12 hrs before you get it.

I'm always getting sloppy seconds from my wife.

316👍 241👎

buttplug

A large wooden dowel inserterd into the anus. Produced mainly in the 18th century. Some were as large as 12" around. Ouch!!!!!!1

Waiteth whilst i insert mine buttplug into thy anus whench!!!!!!

46👍 53👎

fuck stain

What my wife left on the bed after ferbing on me and because she has a cow cunt

hey bitch clean up that fuck stain i ain't sleeping on that

12👍 29👎

kahk

Cock

Hey baby !! Want to suck mah Kahk?

8👍 15👎

screamers

What happens the day afte drrinking Gennesee Cream Ale. Diahrrhea.

Man I had the screamers all day.

13👍 33👎