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CD

An acronym used to identify chicks with dicks adult entertainment.

Friend 1: Hey man, do you want to go pick up some CD’s?

by KnowItAll1979 June 6, 2023


Palm seeder

When a man ejaculates into his palm for ease of clean up or to eat it.

Guy 1: Dude, where were you? Why are you so late.

Guy 2: I had 5 minutes so I stopped at palm seeder.

by KnowItAll1979 May 28, 2022


Thigh gravy

The special sauce created when an obese person has thigh sweat and to absorb the perspiration they add baby powder creating a gravy-like nastiness reserved for a special fetish episode of Jerry Springer.

Man 1: Yo, that girl is nasty. Don’t believe her when she tells you she has a WAP. It’s not her pussy thats wet.

Man 2: How do you mean?

Man 1: She had so much thigh sweat she had to go add some baby powder to absorb it all, but all she managed to do is make thigh gravy. I was like What The Fuck! I’m not putting my face in that.

by KnowItAll1979 February 5, 2023


🍒 Cordial

The act of pushing a marinade consisting of semen, feces and blood out of the anus.

An unintended consequence when a homosexual male receives anal sex, known as the Bottom, has anal sex that tears the lining of the rectum or anus in addition to not knowing how to and/or not having time to properly prepare (clean out, douche) for anal sex.

Jock 1: Hey man, did you finally fuck last night?

Jock 2: Oh hey man, yeah it was a 🍒 Cordial; Queen Anne style .

Jock 1: 🍒 Cordial?

Jock 2: Yeah you know.. a 🍒 Cordial happens after you cum in him and he pushes your load out but shit and blood came to.

Jock 1: OH Fuck! I'm sorry man. That's gross.

by KnowItAll1979 April 30, 2021


Jerker lurker

Any voyeur whom enjoys finding men masturbating in public usually at known cruising areas or by setting a pre-determined location.

Jerker 1: Hey man missed you at the park & Ride. There were so many jerker lurkers hanging today.

Jerker 2: Damn sorry I missed that. Hopefully they will be back tomorrow.

by KnowItAll1979 May 28, 2022


twat trapper

An opportunistic goodlooking man, usually younger, who uses his charm to get a woman, usually she is older, lonely and unattractive, but has wealth and status to fall in love with him in a short period of time in the hopes she will die soon thereafter and he will inherit her fortune.

The male version of a gold digger looking for a quick come up.

Man 1: Must be Friday night?
Man 2: What do you mean?
Man 1: There's Jack. Everyone knows he's a twat trapper.
Man 2: What? A twat trapper...

by KnowItAll1979 March 26, 2021


Creamy Manhattan Clam Chowder

The discharge created after a man ejaculates into the vagina of a menstruating woman.

Dude 1: Bro, my girl can’t get enough of this D. She begs me to fuck her even on her period.

Dude 2: That’s nasty bro; what did you do?

Dude 1: Man I made creamy Manhattan Clam Chowder.

by KnowItAll1979 February 5, 2023

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