Another name for a bottom. Applies to any bottom who is on with a man that is out of their league and he should be honored to be getting that dick.
Mean gurl 1: Hey have you seen who Michael has been hooking up with?
Gurl 2: Who knew that bitch was under privileged. That guy is way hotter than him.
When your partner falls asleep and you take a selfie with your cock and ball's over her face making a resemblance to Seasame Streets character of the same name.
Bro 1: Dude you have to see this pic I took of this chick I banged last night. Look...
Bro 2: Fuck man, she looks like Snuffleupagus, but dude I didn't need to see your dick.
A novice (green to, ie: moss) to pig play/dirty sex
Friend 1: Dude, you totally missed it last night. I went to this party and it was lit. The host had the house sectioned out in different sex themes. I was in the pig pen and by the end of the night I was made a Moss Piglet.
The phrase originated in the backwoods of Maine. "The Scrooched Moose" is the act of wildly thrashing about as you rapidly change through sexual positions. If at a campsite the scene left behind will look as if a wild bear ransacked your tent. If indoors the scene will look as if you had been burglarized.
A man at the bar was bragging to his buddy l; "Hey man, last night I finally got The Scrooched Moose treatment.".