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When a man ejaculates into his palm for ease of clean up or to eat it.
Guy 1: Dude, where were you? Why are you so late.
Guy 2: I had 5 minutes so I stopped at palm seeder.
When your partner falls asleep and you take a selfie with your cock and ball's over her face making a resemblance to Seasame Streets character of the same name.
Bro 1: Dude you have to see this pic I took of this chick I banged last night. Look...
Bro 2: Fuck man, she looks like Snuffleupagus, but dude I didn't need to see your dick.
The discharge created after a man ejaculates into the vagina of a menstruating woman.
Dude 1: Bro, my girl can’t get enough of this D. She begs me to fuck her even on her period.
Dude 2: That’s nasty bro; what did you do?
Dude 1: Man I made creamy Manhattan Clam Chowder.
The phrase originated in the backwoods of Maine. "The Scrooched Moose" is the act of wildly thrashing about as you rapidly change through sexual positions. If at a campsite the scene left behind will look as if a wild bear ransacked your tent. If indoors the scene will look as if you had been burglarized.
A man at the bar was bragging to his buddy l; "Hey man, last night I finally got The Scrooched Moose treatment.".