milk shocker

The act of one pregnant partner of a lesbian 69 who manipulates her lactating breasts in such a fashion as to make them disgorge their milky load into the vagina and rectum of the second partner.

"So i was totally scissoring with Sheila, then we switched to 69 and out of nowhere BOOM she gave me a righteous Milk Shocker" --Homework Chan

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mega-hawk

The most mega of all hawks. Worshiped as the highest of gods in most french cultures. It has eight wings.

Nick- What the fuck is that huge octo-winged creature of the sky?
Joe- Mega-hawk.
Nick- Shit.
Both- *Screams of pain*

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Skybear

The number one most terrible carnivore this ugly earth has ever seen. It has the powerful body of a grizzly bear, with the sky tearing wings of a mega-hawk. Skybear attacks are precursed by the terrible screech-roar of this giga-creature.

Joe- How did you lose your legs man?
Nick- Fucking skybear.
Joe- Jesus H. Christ, you lived?
Nick- If you call this living.
Both- *Tears*

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