fartspasm

During coitus, the female's sudden contraction of the vaginal muscles caused by passing flatulence.

John - "That shit hurt, she shot my cock right out of her."

Mark - "Haha, she had a fartspasm."

durf

A homosexual who is afraid of being identified as gay, who goes out of their way to appear straight.

Steve - "Hey guys let's go to Hooters after the ball game"

Dave - "Why? So you can check out our boners you big durf!"

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