A hundred and Fuck

The obligatory smartass answer when a fellow soldier in Iraq asks what the temperature is.

Hey, how hot is it today?
answer: A hundred and fuck, we're in Iraq damnit, did you think it would be 80 and sunny?

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Krougar

When you find an attractive cougar at the bar but wake up in the morning to find that in all actuality, she looks more like Freddy Krueger than a hot older woman.

I met this hot cougar at the VFW last night but when I woke up it turned out she was a Krougar.
I'll never drink Jack Daniels again.