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To be forced to not act due to a passive threat of getting sold out or told on
If Pete hadn't got Crumped, I could have flown to the ship
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The sexual act, when performed with a woman of generous genital proportions. Or a man of diminutive proportions. Or both.
She was so loose I thought I'd have to strap a board across my arse to stop myself falling in. It was like waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel.
Coejus has webbed feet and ingrown earballs.
His webbed feet allow him to swim effectively, and his ingrown earballs need to be examined.
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