Paramore

Orlando slum and ghetto, located just west of the yuppie/douchebag infested Downtown area. Unofficially, one of the highest per captita chickenhead populations in the Central Florida area. Home to crack, meth, heroin, as well as the always-booming sales of said products. Located just south of the new Sports Arena, as well. FYI folks-if you're going to a Magic game, get the F_(k on I4 and get outta town!

My deviant brother-in-law was in town for the weekend, and wanted to know where he could get:
1) Crack
2) Meth
3) Robbed
4) Beaten

I recommended Paramore.

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