march16

the day everything change..
the final frontier

no retreat no surrender
the frontline is everywhere

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Mormon Booty Call

Calling or texting someone to watch a movie and cuddle. No kissing just cuddling. AKA mbc.

Man I'm feeling lonely but I'm mormon. I'm gonna Mormon booty call this one chick.

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COPS

One of the first reality tv shows that airs on fox saturday nights at 8pm.

Lets watch COPS tonight.

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Meh

The careless response used to indicate complete carelessness and disregard to whatever asked to you.

Whitey 1: So cracka, hows the biznitch treatin ya?
Whitey 2: Meh...bitch wont suck my dick.

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wank jammies

noun. A piece of fabric or clothes that's used to cleans one's semen after masturbation.
Usually old sweat pants, T-shirts, single socks, and old boxers.
The wank jammies are used soly for that purpose, and are usually hidden away in a safe place (under the matress, the closet).

Don't touch that dog, them be my wank jammies, yo.
Crap, my mom washed my wank jammies

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lala

It means sex, god damn it!

You make me wanna lala, lala, lala, in the back of the bus, in the airplane..

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elvis presley

THE KING

famous for being famous

LOL

Elvis is the king of rock'n'roll

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