Dickhands

The state of male hands at the period of time between pissing and washing their hands. Exists for as long as one goes without washing his hands, however requires a witness in said case.

"Company policy states that you must greet each intern with a smile and handshake."

"To hell with that, I followed Lemmings out of the restroom, the consistency of his Dickhands has lasted a few days now!"

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