Till Lindemann

Lead singer of German band Rammstein. He is mentioned in "The Holy Bible" many times as a character named "god." He can outswim anyone in the world. And he can can kick even Chuck Norris' balls off (he won't due to the fact that Till and Chuck go on emo hunting trips). In fact, if you are reading this Till is probably fucking your girlfriend. Do not try to prevent this, it will only end with your demise, mainly because if you try to kill Till, he will laugh, grab you buy the balls, crush them, and then continue banging your girlfriend, while you watch and cry like a bitch.

Emo-Owwwwww my head exploded while listening to "Sonne." Why?
Rammstein Fan - Because Till Lindemann's deep voice burrowed inside your head, through your ears, and commenced to beat your head's fucking ass.

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