Leak the Lizard

When a male has to urinate. Usually said in a casual manner. Same as saying "Excuse me folks, but I need to urinate."

Frank: "Oh dude, hold on, I gotta leak the lizard."

Mitch: "K, I'll go wait in the car."

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Padh

Fart. Can also be spelled Pudh, Pud, Paad, Pad.

Frank - "Dude, I gotta Padh!! Clear the room!!"

Mitch - "AHH!! OH MY GOD! EVERYONE RUN!"

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Cawfee

How people from New York say "Coffee"

Also works with:

Chawklate - Chocolate
Doawg - Dog
Dawling - Darling
Doawlas - Dollars
Sawsage - Sausage
Jewsey - Jersey
Baws - Boss

There definitely are more, you just have to experiment with different words to see if it works.

Frank - "Hey, you see that guy?!"

Mitch - "Yeah he was totally like, 'Eh, Baws, can I get another Sawsage bagel with Chawklate milk? My Dawg accidentally drank some Cawfee and now its gonna cost me 300 Doawlas to get it fixed."

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Grab Your Gopher

Verb.

Pronounciation- "Grab Yo're Go Fur"

To masturbate. You know, beat your meat, choke your chicken.

Frank: "Hey dude, did you grab your gopher last night?

Mitch: "Na dude. My grandma was over."

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Bang Camaro

A really great hard rock band that not many people know about.

They have 12 vocalists, 2 guitarists and a bassist.

They are fucking awesome.

Frank - "Hey dude, have you heard of Bang Camaro?"

Mitch - "Hell yeah, bro! They're the best!"

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Jewsey

How people from New York say "Jersey"

Frank - "Hey, asshole! Signal before you merge!"

Guy from New York - "EH! You tawkin ta me? You from fawkin New Jewsey?"

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Kool Guy

Someone who is exceptionally cool, hence the "K" in place of the "C"

"Wow!, that guy is a total Kool Guy"

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