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Mo-ron

1. The act of someone trying to be funny after one person makes an actual funny joke or comment about them, but they do so by repeating in back in a stupid/moronic/idiotic/annoying tone of voice. This is done to help the Mo-ron cope with the difficulties or embarrassment he/she is dealing with and the lack of ability to come up with something more clever.

Friend 1: Stand up when you talk to me you bald Aziz Ansari lookin jack ass!
Mo-ron: (In a high pitched annoying voice) -"Stand up when you talk to me you bald Aziz Ansari lookin jack ass!"
Friend 1: Your such a Mo-ron....

by KooterStunna TeddyBear June 8, 2017


Hand-Burgler

1: When you are lying back slightly in your parked car on a nice summers day with the windows down, while eating a double cheeseburger and slowly begin to dose off and lye your cheese burger on your chest. Only then to be startled by a bum giving you a handjob with one hand to sooth you while attempting to steal the cheeseburger off your chest.

2: A person who is always overly hungry, so much so that they would steal someones food in reference to definition 1.

Hey man! Give me back my cheeseburger right now! Wait, get back here and finish what you started, you Hand-burgler!

by KooterStunna TeddyBear June 8, 2017


Heater Re-Peter

When you take a really relieving early morning shit and glance down to see a perfectly sculpted replica of the peter you took in your heater the night before.

Hey babe, lats night was great! How was that Heater Re-Peter this morning? Did it have a little bend in it? Love you!

by KooterStunna TeddyBear June 8, 2017