Wario Land

Wario Land can refer to:
1: The series as a whole, which includes
Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3
Virtual Boy Wario Land
Wario Land II
Wario Land 3
Wario Land 4
Wario Land: Shake it! (Or The Shake Dimension in PAL regions)
2: One of the games in this series
Or 3: The first game of the series, Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3 AKA Wario Land 1 which was, in my opinion, a great transition between the Super Mario Land series and the Wario Land Series.

1:
C: Hey, have you heard of that new Wario Land game yet?
P: No, what’s it about?
C: Well apparently, Wario has his treasure stolen, and he needs to utilize the new motion controls to solve puzzles and retrieve his treasure.
P: Didn’t they use motion controls in the last game?
C: Yeah, but this one uses more precise motion controls for stuff like mini-games and 3D controls.
P: Sounds fun!
2:
A: What are you playing on the Gameboy Color in 2020?
Z: Wario Land, in anticipation for the new release.
3:
Who still plays Wario Land 1 anymore?

torus

In three-dimensional space, a torus is a doughnut shape, which already has very special peculiarities such as allowing an object to fit through the torus’s center provided it is small enough. The more fascinating properties begin to emerge when you lay it out two-dimensionally to resemble a square, and after that it will allow any two-dimensional object to exit out of any of the two-dimensional torus’s sides and appear out of the other. You have the torus to thank for a doughnut’s shape.

C: Hey P, want to go get some doughnuts with me?
P: Don’t you mean “Sugar-coated toruses”?
C: Why do you have to over complicate these simple terms so much? You didn’t even get the plural of “torus” right!
P: Dang, I even spent all of the other day researching facts about them!
C: Well gee, it sounds like you need some new hobbies!

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Changed

A pretty decent game about goo creatures that attempt to assimilate the player. The game has puzzles, chase scenes, a good soundtrack, and many, many “death” scenes. Big Warning: This game is pretty fun, but was designed mostly for people with a transformation fetish. Don’t look it up or buy it if you don’t want people thinking you have one.

Changed is a fun game, but is made even more “fun” if you have a transformation fetish ;).

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load "*",8:

The command you use to play a Commodore 64 game. The most use you’ll have for it now is with an illegal
emulator

Todd felt like going to jail today, so he got on a Commodore 64 emulator and typed load "*",8: After putting a rom he didn’t own in the drive.

Windows 95 Tips

A site about making edits to Windows 95 help messages. Usually contain surreal or disturbing phrases such as “There is nowhere you can run.” Parodied in Windows 93 and on some YouTube videos. Here’s the link:
Windows95tips.com

Windows 95 Tips has some weird, but very cool ideas on it.

@echo off

Command used in batch files to make sure that the command prompt doesn’t open and echo the command you used back to you. Used extensively because people like to use their files without them spewing the garbage that they typed back.

A simple script using @echo off would be
@echo off
calc.exe
but only use it if you want to open the calculator without the command prompt repeating you.

Cheater

Someone who uses a gun in Rock Paper Scissors.

Z: Fine! We’ll rock-paper-scissors for it!
X: Okay with me!
Both: Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot!
(X makes a finger-gun)
Z: You buffoon! There aren’t guns in rock-paper-scissors, you cheater!
X: I don’t care!