hit the bong

see smoke the dope

yo, man, let's go hit the bong

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Fnaarg

A word describing the situation when upon being given an order by the CIA to deliver some fresh eggs to Mrs. Brady in cocklebill street, you discover the eggs are not actually eggs, they are egs. Then the wheels of your delivery van fall off and you skid into a river. You survive in the wilderness for three days by building a raft out of fried Egs and slowly eating it. Then your legs fall off. You claw your way back to the CIA building, and they give you a fresh batch of Egs. When you finally arive at Mrs. Brady's, it turns out she died two years ago. You throw your hands up and scream.

Dude, i just had the worst Fnaarg ever

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Mungalomaniac

Someone who mucks up all the time; someone who's clumsy; someone who is a bit retarded. a dipwad

Hey, steve, you're such a mungalomaniac! You dropped the cutlery again!

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Poking Stick

A stick, about 30cm long, that can be concealed up a sleeve, and can be used to 'poke' people who argue with you/irritate you/don't like the music you do/deserve poking/don't deserve poking but you poke anyway/anyone in the hope of enraging them/making them move/injuring them/anything.

An incredibly versatile human management tool

Move out the way, or i'll poke you with my Poking Stick

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Shmalexiberoth

Shmalexiberoth is a high demon, belched out from the very bowels of hell to terrorise the county of Somerset with his disgusting fashion sense and his even more disgusting breath. His demonic powers include paralysis by breathing, mumbling incoherently at people, and trying to kill them by snapping their necks. Can easily be exorcised with holy water, or, failing that, a firecracker or two.

Oh my god! He just flew out of his chair in a demonic fashion! He must be the high demon Shmalexiberoth!

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Bigga

Brown nigga. A brown person who believes they are black

Yo, dawgs, dat de funky shit!
Shut up, Ravneet, you bigga!

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farglewargle

In an imaginary city far away, emotions are not allowed. The drug tht suppresses them is called farglewargle.

The reasoning behind this is that when a voice shouts 'take your farglewargle' people who haven't will still have emotions, and will laugh.

You can then pick them off at leisure

voice: TAKE YOUR FARGLEWARGLE!!!

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