white puppet

An individual of Caucasian origin who moves to China to begin a career as an entertainer/personality but ends up being used as a puppet to push ideologies or make a profit purely off the basis that they are white.

Did you hear that Bart Baker is a white puppet? His latest video in China shows him smashing an iPhone and promoting Huawei as the best product. A lot of his work is just him being marionetted on camera by managers who only took him on because he's white and has some talent.

Pre-dab

A dab that is performed before the absolute completion of a task. This can be anything from dabbing after finishing an exam but before turning it in to dabbing after throwing a basketball but before it goes through the hoop. It's a form of claiming victory beforehand and asserting dominant confidence in a situation, but is very risky. Upon a pre-dabbing, one signs up for the risk of looking like an absolute idiot when the task fails.

Person A: "Dude, no way that grenade will land in the right spot."
Person B: "Just watch."
Person B throws a grenade in game out of sight behind a structure. Person B dabs preemptively, and the dab is shortly followed with the notification that he has successfully killed an enemy.
Person A: "HOLY SHIT DUDE! YOU EVEN DID A PRE-DAB HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WOULD LAND??"
Person B: "What did I tell you man? I got this."

Yeetable

A: An object that has been deemed as worthy of a hefty throw. Such throws can often accompanied by a phat yeet and followed by a dab that MUST happen before the target hits the ground (See: pre-dab)
B: A situation that one can address with absolute rejection of responsibility and care.

The adjective form of Yeet

Definition A
Person A: "Bro, not gonna lie, I've always wanted to just chuck a medicine ball across the room and into the wall. It just looks so yeetable, yaknow?"
Person B: "Dude did you seriously say the word 'yeetable'? What the fuck is wrong with you?"

Definition B
Person A: "I'm honestly not worried about this exam at all dude. I totally got this. I'm not even gonna study. The exam's so yeetable it's not even funny."
Person B: "No, no it's not. It's not funny at all."