November 12

National fuck that bro that’s playing your heart day. You’ve got better options honey bunches go out and say fuck that lowlife nigga

ME: fuck that asshole
Bestie: why because he’s playing you?
Me: no cause it’s November 12th... but yeah because he’s playing me too

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June 4

The day that the baddest most funniest of bitches was born. She’s funny and sweet she has the heart of gold and did I mention she’s funny?! Shes hella wife material and cares too much about people that don’t deserve her. She’s also really lonely and loves dogs. You should hit her up sometime. Did I mention she’s funny?

Damn bro, Kortney was born on June 4th, you know... she’s fucking hilarious and a bad bitch 😄

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