Fagma

A gay grandma

Derived from the word "faggot" and "grandma"

Poppy: why not, why won't you be gay!?!?

Branch: because gayness killed my grandma, ok!!! 😡😡😭
Ugly giraffe lookin mf: my uncle broke his back serving bussy, once
Poppy: how did gayness kill your grandma, how gay was she being?

Branch: I was the one being gay...

5 year old branch: being zesty ass fuck
His grandma: branch look out! *tries to save him from conservatives*
5 yr old branch: aahhhhh
Grandma: 💀
5 yr old branch: Fagma!!! Nooooouuuu!!! 😭😭😭😭*becomes homeostasis*

Super Straight

Someone who is attracted to people of the same or all genders,or in some cases none at all,but is in denial

Person a:he is so obviously gay,to bad he's Super Straight