Colbert Nation

Noun, Colbert Nation is a cult run by Stephen Colbert, the son of god and our savior.

Are your going to the Colbert Nation weekend camp?

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Non-athletic athletic person

A non-athletic athletic person can be applied to any number of people; specifically jocks and/or preps . One who is a non-athletic athletic person may play many sports however, in reality, are good at none of them and hold only mediocre athletic ability.
See Plaid Shorts

Dude did you see CJ jump up and try to catch that baseball?
Man that sucked.
I know, apart from being a total douche, he's also totally a non-athletic athletic person!
You said it.

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Hippy

Adjective used by the preps and/or jocks to describe things that they find cute or chic. In reality the items are cheap and or ghey . However a hippie is the word used to describe one who fits the 1960's hippie stereotype.

That bracelet is like a hippy.
I know I got it at abercrombie!
Even better!

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('¿')

I am intelligent and therefore better than you. Somewhat condescending yet really cool looking because of the upside down question mark. It's pretty cool. Use it in situations when nothing else fits. Awkward silences work.

Man 1-Dude, I totally pwned your grandmother last night.
Man 2-Did you like it?
Man 1-Yeah I totally ass pwned her.
Man 2Me to.
Man 1-...
Man 2-...
Man 2-('¿')

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Yea

Pronounced "yay," contrary to what was once thought to be a spelling error of "yeah" Only Abercrombie Junkies think it is pronounced (yeah).

All opposed say nay. All agreed: Yea.

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Plaid Shorts

Totally ghey. In the mid 1970's they were once thought of as cool. Now, abercrombie drones have sodomized the name and ruined yet another thing that was once cool.
By the way guys... You may find them cool, but your grandfather also has a pair. So...

Those plaid shorts are really homosexual-esque.

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Abercrombie Junkie

One who wears only Abercrombie and the like(Hollister, American Eagle, etc.) They are without originality and have no soul. They are the spawn of Hitler himself.

Abercrombie Junkies brought me to the brink of suicide.

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