Intoxicallic

The inexplicable urge to call people you don't have the courage to call while sober. Either to tell someone your true feelings, for sex, or an ex who needs to know how much they fucked up by letting a sweet piece of ass like yourself go.
Also known as "drunk dial", but unlike drunk dialing it is a chronic illness that requires intervention and therapy.

I've looked over my call history and it's pretty clear I'm an intoxicallic.

Maybe Mama

1. When you bump into an ex and see she's got a kid...around the same age as the last time you hooked up with her.

2. When someone had a promiscuous life as a youth and is unsure if he has unknown children running around in the world.

I don't have any baby mamas, but there might be a few maybe mamas.