Canada's History

Noun: An extremely complex and debasing sexual act involving a set of moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup (not Mrs Buttersworth), and the Stanley Cup. The hardest part is getting it all in there.

Verb: The performance of the above act, preferably while wearing snow shoes and with Canada's national anthem, Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On," playing at top volume.

He Canada's History-ed her all the way back to the days of John Cabot!

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