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A collision of one or more objects.
girl: That was too close I thought you'd rectum.
boy: Rectum hell. Damn near sphinter!
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A white girl who dates, fucks, or married black men.
How come most mud hens are fat bleach blonds?
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When your wife tells you " I don't think we have anything in common anymore" beg for just one more of her "great jobs" then when you cum, smack her in the back of the head, causing the sperm to fly out of her nose. She'll look just like an angry dragon, your last memory of her.
Lisa, you look just like an angry dragon!
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chili dawg on a toasted bun, when you shit on a girls butt cheeks, and then butt cheek fuck her.
husband: Thanks for offering me a chili dawg, but could I have a chili dawg on a toasted bun?
wife: Sure dear.
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A person who has sex over the internet, not caring who they are chatting with as long as they get their fantasy fufilled. Some cybermonkeys would rather do this rather than be with real people.
Have you seen Lenny lately?
No he's turned into a Cybermonkey and never leaves the house, he says he's in cyber love.
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A woman that has sex with two or more partners at the same time. Named that because she is jumping from bed to bed.
Rolling Stones: Monkey Man;
"I'm glad you are a monkey woman, I'm a monkey too.
Phillip Roth: Portnoy's Complaint;
"I watched in amazement as Lena's finger dissapeared into the monkey"
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