Bloodbath

You are taking a bath but water is blood.

Friend: Hi there! Wat are u going to do later? You: A hot bloodbath.

Krackerz

My crunchy, yummy older brother, i wish i could eat him...

Orange fruit: hey krackerz! Krackerz: Yea? Orange fruit: I wanna eat u

F**k

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F**k you