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The best fucking Eminem song ever!!!!!!!!
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As the world turns is my favorite track off of The Slim Shady LP
Example 2 (True Story)
Me to my best friend sam: Yo sam, listen to this song I found on that USB my aunt gave me, it is quite possibly the best song of all time
Sam: ok, what is it?
Me: The best fucking song ever *Plays it*
Eminem: It all started when my mother took my bike away cuz I murdered my guinea pig & stuck him in the microwave
Sam: What in the actual muther fuck did I just hear?
Censorship of the word "Fuck"
Person texting me: Fuxk my parents
Me texting them: no, FUCK you, for using a stupid FUCKing word like fuxk
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A crazy mother fucker from around the way
Ice Cube would like to say, That I'm a crazy Mutha fucka from around the way!
-Ice Cube On the N.W.A song "Gangstga Gangsta"
The number of terabytes of child porn a man in Texas was caught with. 1 terabyte = 1000 gigabytes of data, just for reference.
A man in Texas was caught with 58 terabytes of child porn a while back. If my math is correct, thatΓ’ΒΒs roughly 17000000 SD photos worth.
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She's the character in The Bling Ring, one of my favorite films, based on Alexis Neiers. Emma Watson did a great job performing her part, & she's really the only reason I watched the movie.
At the end of the movie she is revealed to be the world's biggest FUCKING CUNT because she claims the rest of the group tricked her & she had no idea what she was doing, but she is clearly aware of what she's doing, as she gets high with the rest of them, & says "Let's go to Paris's, I wanna rob", this line makes her even more FUCKING STUPID because they did not rob anyone, they were burglized the houses they broke into.
I think I'm getting a little heated about this, but the movie is awsome & I watch it at least 1-2 times a month.
Nicki Moore is a character with an adopted sister who's her best friend, & a weird Mom who's obssesed with "The Secret". She is played by Emma Watson, who did a 1000000000/10 job.
Nicki: Let;s got to Paris', I wanna rob
Also Nicki, when shit hits the fan: I thought they were my friends