Skape

An urban "Skunk-Ape"; City dwelling relative of the Sasquatch. Often mistaken as the "Missing Link". Unkempt in appearence, of poor posture, with grimy, thin hair of varying length, and an odor that is an all-out assault on the olfactory senses. Largely unfamiliar with hygenic practices of all aspects. Often seen loping around an office digging through trash for coupons and other discarded treasures. Treats ordinary everyday roadblocks as dire, emergency situations. Extremely unskilled with the simplest of office tools and machinery.

The Skape is going nuts because the stapler is jammed! Look out! I think it's going to musk!

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Little Caesar

Pompous busybody who stands up during meetings to publicly embarrass themselves by giving passionate but utterly false and/or idiotic speeches. They're also very bossy and always have opinions about subjects they know nothing about.

Clem: Elaine turned into Little Caesar this morning and started ranting about the change in the dress code policy, so the others all started throwing half-eaten bagels at her.

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aardvark

Office busybody who gets off by sticking her nose into everyone else's business. Always digging in the dirt.

Zeke: Hey Clem, Joan was askin' 'bout you again.

Clem: What the hell is she, an aardvark? Always stickin' that snout where it ain't wanted. What business is it of hers?

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