David Cameron

The most chad British PM ever.

Guy 1: Whose your favorite British PM?

Guy 2: David Cameron. Bad bitch is sexy af. Makes me wish I was gay

Dick Music

When you make noises with your johnson.

Maria always wanta me to make dick music before i give head.

Scratcher

An amateur tattoo artist. Instead of applying a smooth, clean tattoo, they tend to scratch up your skin and offset your tattoo.

Guy 1: have you seen the new babe at Rogue Ink?

Guy 2: yeah, she may be a scratcher, but she’s hot!

Lupé Marriotti

An Italian pornographic film actress and professional stripper. She is known for her roles in “My Virgin Brother” (2016) and “Our Little Secret” (2019)

The 40 year old virgin would have been much better if Lupé Marriotti was in it.