Back room karaoke

When you’re karaoking and realize the microphone has gone missing. It’s in someone’s ass.

Last night, Dindy and I went karaoking. I went to song a song but the microphone was gone. Dindy was back room karaoking the mic. Back room karaoke means She had it up her ass.

Commander Cool

A.K.A. "The Robbie"

He's like Batman and Superman but better. Pretty much the greatest guy to walk the Earth.

In fact, he's the coolest guy ever! If someone refers to you as "cool" just know that Commander Cool is commanding that cool that you have gotten. Also, he's the greatest. Again. He's nice, handsome, and awesome.

He shares "Coolest guy ever" rights with Miles Davis

Don't worry, if you try your hardest, you can be cool too. It's as easy as getting high. Which is as easy as being yourself.

That Commander Cool Guy is the greatest!

Gerow is the farthest thing from Commander Cool as physically possible.

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U2

Alright, I have this settled.

U2 is a great band, I don't care how much you deny it, but they've been around for a long time, and have had a wide variety of music. Their newer stuff is not too good (Pop, Zooropa, All that you can't leave, How to Dismantle), or mediocre for U2, but people act as if they are new because of their song Vertigo.

Overall, I'm tired of people saying "OMGA HE SEZ CATOARCE DAT MEENS FORTEN NET FOR", I have news for you, fuckwads. He says fourteen because it's their fourteenth album, so quit bitching. You really think that over many many times of listening and executives overviewing it before it being released, no one would have noticed?

Goddamn, don't listen to everything your precious, reliable, VH1 says.

Yeah, this is totally an example. Really.

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