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assheil

A male/female that willfully subscribes to and promotes the most hateful rhetoric espoused by the self-described "alt-right" movement, a previously little-known group comprised of nationalist and xenophobic ideologies that has gained national attention due in large part to the campaign - and subsequent election to the United States presidency - of Donald Trump. Also can be used to describe those who have obvious xenophobic and/or racist beliefs that they share publicly usually to an awkward, confused, and/or unwilling audience.

In the News: Delta confirmed that they have banned a vocal Trump supporter from ever traveling on their airline again after he was captured on video denouncing Hillary Clinton supporters unprovoked and praising President-elect Donald Trump while the plane was traveling from Atlanta, Ga to Allentown, Pa. Witnesses to the unwarranted and toothless outburst described the man as "An assheil that wouldn't shut up about Trump", other witnesses felt that the outburst made a good case for free liquor any time an assheil spoke out loud again in any environment where the audience is unable to escape (while not plummeting 30,000 feet to their, albeit more peaceful, death(s).

by KrampyDoo November 30, 2016


Flagpole Syndrome

What happens to a penis-havers' brain after said penis has been accepted and allowed inside another person (orifice doesn't matter). The penis-haver then feels that they have rights and privileges to criticize various things about the penis-receiver opinions and life-choices.

Also, can describe any man that is hopelessly unable to stop mansplaining even after they've been spoken to repeatedly and at length, even with reciprocated understanding, to cease that kind of bullshit.

Sarah was having a pretty good day even with constant line of customers, until this one guy with apparent Flagpole Syndrome came in and told her how the espresso machine worked. She was rightly frustrated because Sarah has been a barista for the entire 6 years she has owned the coffee shop - especially because she used to date the guy.

by KrampyDoo April 19, 2017


admincompetence

The group of people it takes to say and/or do the worst possible thing in response to something with an obviously simple solution.

Flint's water crisis has been going on for years by now, but thanks to admincompetence it won't get fixed any time soon.

by KrampyDoo April 17, 2017