Baking maybes

If yer not "making babies" you may just be "baking maybes". some people were born to be parents. Some are just maybe makers

Oh.. she aint nobodies momma, she aint even makin babies, she just

"baking maybes"

ShtankGanked

When his EX wont stop comin around, and she finds out about your FAVORITE perfume.. and she starts spreading it on THICK, and you stop wearing it.. and then you cant stand to even smell it anymore.. it belongs to her now.. you just got “ShtankGanked”

Daaaaamn girl, is she wearin your favorite perfume now too?

Yo ass got ShtankGanked and you aint done shiiit.

...shit up! 😤

Faggut

If you have a fat belly and you hang out with other guys that also have fat bellies... then you participating in some world class FAGGUTTRY and you are in fact.. a great big FAGGUT!

Me:
Hey Sergio,
Wanna go to a dive bar and drink ourselves half to death?
Sergio:
Hubblaaaahh! Go Drink yourself half to death by your.. self. ..faggut.”
Me:
“Meh.. you suck. ....faggut. “

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dilderp

Dilderp is when you are at a relatives house or in front of parents or grandparents. And a dildo or other similar sex type device falls out of your bag or out of your clothes and lands awkwardly in plain sight right in front of everyone..

so i was at my brothers wedding and i tripped on the chaple steps and my purse flew open and Thats when the ultimate DILDERP occured. Everybody was just staring at it! i wanted to pick it up, but each moment that i stood there paralyzed, more people became aware of it, and not all of them kbew it was mine right? yeah right.. DILDERP CITY!

Kakatahka

One who speaks durriasly about another.

also see:

one who flung fecally factless falsness from under yer plundered chun-der of num-ber two thunderous blunder plungers

I no speaka goot engrish…. But that dont mean i dont hear you being BIIIIIG KAKATAHKA ALL DAY

HooDiss

/‘Who-Dis/ Conjunction (who-this?)

Proper telephone answering etiquette traditionally shouted when you give absolutely no fu@&$ “Hoo Diss” is on the other end of the line and you have no respect for them, or the person they are trying to reach, even if that person is yoo.

(Telephone rings). “Ring... Ring... RinHOoDISS?!

Pale Horse

Fentanyl
Heroin was called "horse" for many years, and fentanyl (sometimes called china white) is nasically a pale or lighter colored horse. .

8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.