Molnar

An eastern European version of Miller

When Christopher Molnar moved to Detroit he didn't anglecize his last name to Miller for a bunch of inbred kraut hicks that sleep with dudes with tits.......

mud slurpee

To be handed a delight ful looking situation to discover it being the instrument of ones demise

The social security administration might as well of handed me a mud slurpee to go with the cancellation of my benefits####