ripe banana

A penis in it's maximum state of arousal.

He was trying to hide his ripe banana, but the speedo he was wearing made it impossible.

fee trial

A sleazeball offer to join a subscription service that automatically becomes a monthly charge if you don't specifically cancel the offer.

I have been paying for this "fee trial" for 10 years and I didn't even know it existed!

Dougle

Person or computer capable of recalling vast amounts of information and advanced problem solving; I.e. Douglas Tamasanis

Asking Dougle always results in a plausible and unique idea.

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