nubbins

1. small breasts
2. nipples
3. fingers

1. Check your nubbins! They're hanging out of your bathing suit, Savanna!
2. My nubbins look like milk duds!
3. Get your nubbins off me gold!

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flagged

when one takes a book into the bathroom while taking a shit and reads it (ex: that one episode of Seinfield)

Man, I must have taken the longest shit in the world last night. Luckily, I had Moby Dick in there with me. It's just too bad I flagged it.

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barnacle

1. A major zit infestation
2. An exclamation used by Spongebob Squarepants

1. Bradley has a barnacle problem. Did you see that really green one on his chin?
2. Oh barnacles, Patrick!

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hairy butthole

another name for a fuzzy naval; often used by drunk people who don't know what the heck they are trying to order.

Hey Mack! Let's get another round of hairy buttholes for me and my friends!

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Possum

Refer to Vagina

Because I haven't shaved my possum in three weeks, the stubble is terribly itchy!

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swamp gas

a particularly nasty smelling fart that lingers in the room for several minutes after being emitted from the anus; flatulence

Evonna has some major swamp gas today! She farted over five minutes ago and I can still smell it!

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blub

A word used when no other word will do; sometimes used as an exclamation

1. Blub! The fire engine's red!
2. Blub...I dropped my pocket.

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