Season Opener

Noun. The first girl you fuck after a streak of not getting it in for a long time. Usually a fugly girl who you wouldn't normally fuck, but do so anyway out of the necessity to warm up and get back in the game.

Subey: "Moustapha, you should fuck Moby as a season opener because you haven't been able to get it in since the accident and you need some practice, yeah?"
Moustapha: "Oh Hell yea. Usually I'm repulsed by her because she's a big girl, but I have the biggest boner now just thinking about her. I'll seduce her with my new Ralph Lauren scarf."

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