If something does not meet the prerequisites for being in the state of being commonly referred to as "dank", then it dun be stank. Yo.
M8 No. 1: "What the hell is going on? Why is that baby on fire?"
M8 No. 2: "Is it dank?"
M8 No. 3: "No."
M8 No. 4: "If it ain't dank it stank. Broseph."