iPhone

The only tool anyone will ever need. A new one comes out every other week and somehow gets more and more awesome. People pretend to hate it and play with their android in the corner of their moms basement and cry themselves to sleep evert night looking at the sickly android market. The iPhones will one day take over the world and you know you love it.

1: dude you've gotta see this video on YouTube (from android)

2: okay

1: hold on it's still loading

2: (whips out iPhone watches video and opens the piece of crap killer app and blows android into the sky where it is rejected by alian lifeforms)

1: (Runs away crying to his corner and admires iPhone awesomeausity)

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