poopbutt

A less vulgar way of saying "shitass" to get past profanity filters in games like Roblox. Also used in SFS (safe for school) minecraft memes.

"Hey poopbutt, wanna see my speedrun?"

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DeviantArt

Where fetishes are born and dreams go to die.

"I used to be normal, but after browsing deviantart for a week I'm now attracted to fat anthro animals farting and people turning into female dragon mermaids. Help."

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Conservatard

A word to describe idiotic right-wingers, which is unfortunately most of them.

Guy 1: Donald Trump won 2020! #StopTheSteal!
Guy 2: STFU Conservatard

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Zeta

Someone who fucks dogs and is proud of it.

"Look out for "Zetas" on twitter.com. They're open zoophiles who advocate for humans having sex with animals. Somehow they aren't banned yet. Insanity."

Leapster

A somewhat obscure Edutainment console made by Leapfrog Inc popular from 2003-2009 that was mostly used by strict helicopter parents as an alternative to "normal" video game consoles for their children. Is very similar design-wise to an original game boy advance, but possesses a backlight and a primitive touchscreen. Most of the games featured on the console were based on various movie and TV show licenses, most if not all being poor-quality minigame collections. Some of the standout games on the console included Batman: Power in Numbers, Sonic X, (the most obscure sonic game of all time) and Star Wars The Clone Wars Jedi Math.

Guy 1: Hey, do you remember the leapster? You know, that edutainment console similar to the game boy advance?
Guy 2: No?
Guy 1: Wow, it really is that obscure.

Tiki

My beautiful dragon wife. That lucious green hair, those meaty thighs, those whopping melons, that shockingly cute dress, those thigh high heeled boots, literally perfection. Doesn't help that her support with male Robin in Fire Emblem Awakening is one of the best supports in the series bar none.

"Tiki is the most beautiful woman in the fire emblem series. No! Not the one from Shadow Dragon! The one from Awakening! Unlike IS, I'm not a lolicon!

Woke

Anything that is even mildly progressive that the American right doesn't like.

Examples:
Disney - Had a LGBT background character a few times.
Bud Light - Sponsored a trans woman once.
Target - Had pride merch in June once again just like every year, but it was only this year that conservatives made a fuss about it.
M&Ms - Temporarily changed the design of the green M&M as a marketing stunt in order to distract from their allegations of child slavery.

"M&Ms is so woke they changed the GREEN M&MS SHOES!!! Damn liberals at it again!"
"You know that N&Ms has been accused of child slavery? That this is all just a distraction?"
"Shut up wokie!"

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