Tingvoll is a place where everyone have had sex with the doctor and are on wellfare, and they also eat ass. After a good fighting party all the people with brain cells went to live in straumsnes and live happily after.
Tingvoll, do they have doctor there?? Im horny and want wellfare
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Averøy is the place where they throw fish at each other and drink brandy before it is finished burning ,. the bus drivers do not go to work until they have drunk 6 beers. the highway is made for drunk driving and they like eggs and sausage
Averøy-Bus driver i a good guy if he is drunk
The island where they invented shiting everywhere, have to be carefull when driving car there because its shit everywhere,
go to hell or go to bergsøya
4 service is catering company with toothless waiters sourced from a mining company in russia. they make omelets while washing the rooms. reception staff drink vodka and sing Christmas songs while watching violent porn on the pc screen, impossible and get in touch with them. and if you get in touch with them then they try and have sex with you and steal your money. If you complain about the rooms, a black limousine with 3 anabolic guys will come and ask you to shut up.
Im scared of 4 service
The place where big dick human are born, people also drink alot and talk alot of bullshit, god place to go if you like drinking and have sex. People often fight about who is gonna drive when drinking
Storpillebygda
Straumsnes-Plassen der folk med stor kuk kommer fra
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The slowest airport in norway, the plains are rude enough to land at lunch time for workers at airport and the workers have to serve people who is waiting for luggage. And after this extremely hectic day the workers get wellfare and go home and knocks their wife unconscious and drink beers
Hey, kvernberget flyplass is a shity place to work, lets go home and hit our ladies