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averøy

Averøy is the place where they throw fish at each other and drink brandy before it is finished burning ,. the bus drivers do not go to work until they have drunk 6 beers. the highway is made for drunk driving and they like eggs and sausage

Averøy-Bus driver i a good guy if he is drunk

by Kripos June 27, 2021


kristiansund parkering

Kristiansund parkering is the only company in norway that manages and goes in the red. they have 5 employees walking around thinking about burger king and sausage. in order to be employed as a parking guard, you must have been thrown out of the police academy and imprisoned at least 3 times. If you have been drunk, it is a plus.

Kristiansund parkering#Where to park??im drunk

by Kripos August 1, 2021

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tingvoll

Tingvoll is a place where everyone have had sex with the doctor and are on wellfare, and they also eat ass. After a good fighting party all the people with brain cells went to live in straumsnes and live happily after.

Tingvoll, do they have doctor there?? Im horny and want wellfare

by Kripos June 12, 2021

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4 service

4 service is catering company with toothless waiters sourced from a mining company in russia. they make omelets while washing the rooms. reception staff drink vodka and sing Christmas songs while watching violent porn on the pc screen, impossible and get in touch with them. and if you get in touch with them then they try and have sex with you and steal your money. If you complain about the rooms, a black limousine with 3 anabolic guys will come and ask you to shut up.

Im scared of 4 service

by Kripos October 20, 2021


rosenberg maingate

a place where they hand out sausage and bread to Polish employees who go without panties, they watch a lot of porn on the tv screen while the sausages are cooking, also they need 3 minutes of education to get permission and open the gate. once a Polish worker died of overeating sausage. it is his own fault when he walked around and shouted korwa korwa which means sausage in Swedish. when a Swedish guard was sitting there stuffing too much sausage into him

Hey your at rosenberg maingate now, i can hear you want sausage

by Kripos July 4, 2021


straumsnes

The place where big dick human are born, people also drink alot and talk alot of bullshit, god place to go if you like drinking and have sex. People often fight about who is gonna drive when drinking

Straumsnes

by Kripos June 6, 2021


straumsnes

Storpillebygda

Straumsnes-Plassen der folk med stor kuk kommer fra

by Kripos June 6, 2021

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