hard mode

(n), a tougher or more intense iteration of an idea.

The term comes from video games, in which there are often harder difficulty settings (or "hard modes") than the standard gameplay, intended for players looking for a challenge.

In MMORPGs, "hard modes" are triggered versions of boss encounters that cause them to become more difficult than usual, but offer better rewards.

Siberia is the hard mode of Russia.

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chronololgy

(n.), when someone screws up the order of events of something so bad that it's funny.

Person A: "Well, America really wasn't feared until after the First World War, when we invented stealth bombers that the North would later use to dominate the South in the Civil War."

Person B: "Wow, with chronololgy like that, I bet you get A's on all the tests!"

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angstocrat

an over-emotional teenager of high birth or an over-emotional teenager who thinks he/she's of high birth.

In capitalist America, hard-working Mr. Johnson parks his run-down little Ford Taurus next to some jerk angstocrat's Porsche Cayenne.

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ecstasia

A more personified form of the word ecstasy. It's usually used in third-person narritives, because it sounds funny when used in everyday conversation.

Ecstasia took hold of Meaghan's body as her boyfriend bit her on the shoulder.

MILTTTPOMAAC

(n); acronym for "Mother I'd Like To Tell To Put On More Age-Appropriate Clothing." In other words, a mom attempting to be a MILF but instead looking extremely unattractive.

Person A: "Dude, look at that MILF!"

Person B: "Really bro? She's ugly. She's a MILTTTPOMAAC."

Person A: "…the hell did you just say?"

moonday

1. (n.), a day when a man cannot have sexual relations with his significant other for various reasons

2. (n.), saying "monday" with a weird accent

1. Jim's wife was going out of town on a business trip, and there would be many moondays before she returned.

2. Our term paper is due on moonday.

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tornadobitch

(n.) one who posts on a web forum multiple times in a row, for the sake of seeing their own posts or increasing their post count

Poster A: Hey everyone. I think the Needler is the worst weapon in Halo.

Poster A: Definately the worst weapon.

Poster A: Doesn't even compate to the gravity hammer.

Poster A: It's not even a contest.

Poster A: Bump.

Poster A: The Needler is just so useless. Anyone cool doesn't use it.

Poster B: GG, tornadobitch!

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