Pulling a kesh

When your in a long term relationship and go away and come home and decide you don’t love someone anymore tell them you don’t love them and break up with them and move out in less than a week

You don’t seem like you love me your not going to pulling a kesh on me we’ve been together for so long

Cock Master

A man who can sling his penis with great skill.

"Why is Jon so good with the ladies?"
"Cause he's the Cock Master!"

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emo shwa

A REQUIRED hair style of the Emo cliche. Covering 3/5ths of the face at an angle.
Usually greased and black with random highlights of red or green.

"Lookit that guy.... how can he see with that emo shwa covering his eye?"

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"I think Timmy has gone emo..."
"Well, how can you tell?"
"He's got that emo shwa."

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