Jonny Depp

Like Orlando Bloom, Mr. Depp is over-rated, and looks good in eye-liner. Although his acting is supurb, and he is a mighty hot beast, people take their love for him, WAY TOO FAR!

This chick wrote a book about raping Jonny Depp, how sick!

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beestinging it

Our friend Matt is allergic to bee stings and was stung at work. The hard worker that he is- he refused to leave work after being stung, and was found half passed out in an awkward position by his boss.

Where's Joe? Aw man- he's been beestinging it all day!

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Jam session

When u listen to music and dance to it with more then 1 person

we had a jam session las nite

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ciao

What Italians say all day long while riding around on scooters.
(def. according to Eddie Izzard)

"Ciao," said the Roman as he revved his cherry red Vespa's motor.

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Fluff

can add ending -ing- or -er-

a clean way to say the 'f' word

It was created to represent a word we can not use in school.

Shut the Fluff up Peter, gyead!

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Alowack

A Person who is addicted to Alcohol Weed and Crack All at once

Person One: Wow I saw Boris last weekend at that keg party, he has turned into such an alowack
Person Two: My aunt is an Alowack!
Person Three: What is an Alowack?
Person One: A person who does alcohol, weed and crack
Person Three: I guess that makes me an Alowack

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MAISNER

Newsmedia Corperation in Chicago.

1. I checked the MAISNER yesterday for the Cubs score...

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