Yeetlan

When someone named Lachlan throws spaghetti off a balcony.

“He just yeetlaned my spaghetti into that car park off the balcony!”

Procrastinatlan

When Lachlan would rather throw spaghetti of his balcony than do his uni assignment.

You’re being a dickhead stop procrastinatlan.

Babelan

How you should refer to a Lachlan if they complete a good deed.

Thanks for your help Babelan.

Bailey

Manipulating all of your social group, committing grievous bodily harm towards your partner, and screaming the bloody house down.

Someone’s chuckin a Bailey.