Babelan

How you should refer to a Lachlan if they complete a good deed.

Thanks for your help Babelan.

Procrastinatlan

When Lachlan would rather throw spaghetti of his balcony than do his uni assignment.

You’re being a dickhead stop procrastinatlan.

Yeetlan

When someone named Lachlan throws spaghetti off a balcony.

“He just yeetlaned my spaghetti into that car park off the balcony!”

Bailey

Manipulating all of your social group, committing grievous bodily harm towards your partner, and screaming the bloody house down.

Someone’s chuckin a Bailey.