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The Easy Mac Paradox

derived from the frustrations of Hannah and Kristin, two first year college students living in the dorms and surviving on bland dorm food and the popular Easy Mac by Kraft foods.

Refers to the frustrating situation one encounters when attempting to satisfy hunger and craving with the Easy Mac snack.

The Paradox: One can eat one packet of Kraft Easy Mac and still be a little bit hungry and craving more of the cheesy and delightful snack, yet if one prepares two packets in hopes of avoiding this hunger and craving at the end of his snack, he finds himself fully overwhelmed by the cheesiness of the snack that the craving seemingly dwindles even before one packet has been devoured.

Either be left wanting more. Or disgusted too soon. You just can't win with the Easy.

check please, my life everyday

by Kristin April 15, 2005

35πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


fluffer nutter

a peanut butter and marshmallow cream sandwhich! MMmmmmm MMMmmmmmm good.

I'll have a fluffer nutter for lunch.

by Kristin April 12, 2003

89πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


Boaph

used to replace any action, name, or describing word

You are such a stupid boapher!!! You're the boaphiest person I've ever met!
You're boaphing up the wrong tree,
mister!
What the boaph!?!?!? (WTB?!?!?)

by Kristin November 14, 2003

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


mad bull

when a guy is given head, the guy takes your head and shoves it all the way down, cums and it cums out of your nose

I almost choked from that mad bull last night. That shit went straight to my lungs.

by Kristin November 1, 2004

3πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


taco filling

like a rootie tootie, involves shitting inside of a vagina

see also rootie tootie

I gave her a rootie tootie, then flipped the bitch and filled her taco.

by Kristin November 1, 2004

8πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Tom "Grand Masta Flame" DeLonge

Guitarist/Singer of the band Blink 182. Tom is crazy in love with Mark Hoppus.

"Wow, did you hear Tom "Grand Masta Flame" Delonge talk about how great Mark is in bed at that concert?"

by Kristin March 21, 2005

27πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Stamps

the marks on the body left when a girl presses her wet coochie onto it, usually after sex

"baby, want some stamps?"
"it's 2am. What do I need to mail right now?"
*presses coochie onto leg several times*
"BWAHAHAHHA!"
"YOU BITCH"

by Kristin December 21, 2005

14πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž