Aunt Faith

When your insides decide to stage a full-blown rebellion, leaving your toilet and your dignity in ruins. This ain't your average number two; it's a biohazard event disguised as a poop. What you leave behind violates the Geneva Convention.

Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.

“ That burrito place down the street made me take a monstrous Aunt Faith. My bathroom smells like a horror movie set, and the shower's running on overtime.”

“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."

“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"

Aunt Faith

When your insides decide to stage a full-blown rebellion, leaving your toilet and your dignity in ruins. This ain't your average number two; it's a biohazard event disguised as a poop. What you leave behind violates the Geneva Convention.

Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.

“ That burrito place down the street made me take a monstrous Aunt Faith. My bathroom smells like a horror movie set, and the shower's running on overtime.”

“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."

“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"