mistletoe session

when you cannot see your crush on Christmas Eve because you're both spending it with your kids and families.
you schedule your own little xmassy get-together, say, a day, a month before or after and celebrate jesus' birth. you hand each other cute, little sex toys (jesus approved) and fuck under the mistletoe.

(singing Silent Night in each others' arms, a polyphonic duet)
him: "let us now make sweet passionate love under the mistletoe, my dear"
her: "oh yes my precious angel, lets hope its a good mistletoe session in jesus' name"

oxfam

you open up to your crush, tell him about your secret desires and show him your gold and he kicks you out the window shitting and puking down on you while screaming what a lovely babe you are.

then you put on a ton of extra weight and buy clothes from oxfam's senior ladies section to get him mad.
he then proceeds to spend the summer with people his mental age and leaves you tied up in his basement feeding you McDonald's takewaways every evening singing I get a kick out of you.

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Carl

When i first met Carl i did not have a clue about what i was getting into. Nor could i even imagine what feelings i was capable of. What started off as uncommitted fun flirty superficial playtime slowly turned into hard up and down angels and demons tragic beauty painful bliss. I won't go into detail but Carl surely had a huge impact on me and the way i see things.
Maybe i was too immature to appreciate him, too scared of getting hurt, too insecure, too too too
What i know now is that Carl was the best thing ever happened to me (along with my beautiful kids), the time was not right, our minds were not ripe, it made me refuse to ever say goodbye.

Carl, know that I value you immensely and will do so continuously whatever happens.

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slow dance

slow dancing is hard
slow dancing is easy
you close your eyes (some people cannot keep them shut)
you agree to adapt your energy to your dancing partner
slow dancing is good
slow dancing is a teacher
how evolved is your slowness
can you sacrifice some speed

"we were on the beach and i asked him to slow dance with me to the sound of crashing waves."

do me banally

when its your vocation to constantly question, abstract, modify, specify and/or generalize,
you just wanna be done banally when you come home after a long, exhausting day

Honey, ive been pondering over the deepest, shittest, vaguest, broadest things today. Can you just do me banally and play a board game or kiss me?

slow reconquest

Its Saturday night, childs sleeping, nobody needing me nor interested.

Safe to say i've gained back some freedom and time. To dive into what the city has to offer. Look at stuff, listen to music, dance! You only start missing these freedoms when they are restricted. And you enjoy them more. Value time.

Slow reconquest.
feeling like a stranger in your family. don't sing, don't laugh, don't express yourself, go and function like the rest

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10

so driving south was too much of a hassle?

what, 10 miles?

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