shizzle

The term was coined when that great Antarctic explorer, Iyam Colderenhel, was on a solo expedition to find the South Pole. Iyam had a penchant for hot seal blubber, and would often consume it at night to chase away the evening chill. It ended up being his doom. One night, while cooking an especially large batch for himself and his sled dogs, he slipped on some ice and spilled the boiling blubber on to his face and chest. It burned away his epidermis, but he actually ended up freezing to death. He managed to write a few words in his journal before he died: "I'm shivering! I'm sizzling! SHIZZLE! SHIZZLE!"

The man was dismayed when the molten lava fried off his arm, but it didn't matter much as someone poured a bucket of liquid nitrogen over his head. He was *shizzled*.

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