nut knots

When the hair on your balls get all twisted up and knotted and it starts to pull on yourscrotum in a such a manner as to cause discomfort.
Often requires rather obvious pulling of the pants in the testicle area in an attempt to untangle the ball-hair.

Joe:Yo dude, why yo all walking all sketchy and shit?

Bill:Shit man, I got some serious nut knots goin' on, it like my balls be all bein' pulled on and shit.

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unholy shower

Noun;
The act of Satan or higher demon urinating onto a virgin's head or breasts to induce erotic pleasure. Similar to a golden shower, but involving demonicpiss.

When Julie celebrated her 18th birthday, she received an unholy shower from Satan himself.

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cunting

verb;
a woman, or group of women who go to a public place such as a restaurant or bar with the sole purpose of being complete and total bitches, would be cunting.

verb(2);
an overly aggressive woman who verbally abuses everyone she sees in an attempt to make herself feel powerful. Such a woman would be cunting. PMS often leads to major cunting.

The Spice Girls, after a particularly bad concert, decided to vent their frustration by treating themselves to a night of cunting at the local bar-strip.

(2)Jenny was cunting at work again trying to tell everyone what to do in a really bitchy and rude way.

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shit martini

Noun(1);A martini made with shit instead of Vodka. Made popular by the skanks in the 'two girls one cup' video.

Noun(2);being forced to admit failure despite trying your best is known as having to 'drink a shit martini'.

(1)Lesbian A:That 'two girls one cup' video was so fucking hot. Let's mix us up a nice shit martini.
Lesbian B:I likee, I likee

(2)Man A:I really tried all year to get that promotion, I even let the boss skull fuck me, but I still didn't get it.
Man:Yeah well, enjoy your shit martini you fucking furfag!

Cunt powder

A special white powdery substance that major skanks use on their hairy snatch in order to somewhat control the aggressive spread of crabs.

Example:Cindy was licking Lisa's snatch and commented, "Hey, you don't have too many crabs in your bush today baby" to which Lisa replies, "Shit bitch, I guess that new cunt powder I bought is starting to work"

Example2:
Cindy found a jar of extra strength cunt powder in her emo girlfriend's medicine cabinet. She asked her butch lez partner, "Why do you have extra strength cunt powder in your cabinet...you don't have that many crabs...?".

Her girlfriend smiled and said..."No, I don't...thanks to Furfag brand extra strength cunt powder, I hardly have any crabs at all."

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Satanic diarrhea

There is regular diarrhea, then of course there is super diarrhea. Satanic diarrhea makes super diarrhea seem a pleasant walk through a pleasant green field of wild flowers.

Super diarrhea often results in needing to buy a whole new wardrobe due to contamination, and 9 out of 10 people who suffer from this affliction end up burning their house down afterward because that shit smell ain't going anywhere anytime soon.

Those fortunate enough to make it to appropriate facilities in time, will often times have their anus blown out by at least 4 inches and honestly, even if you're on the toilet, it's somehow going to find it's way onto the walls and ceiling.

Hey man, what happened to Joe? Last week he got a promotion and bought himself a great car and started to fuck a really hot chick. Now he just rolls back and forth in the corner and cries like a common furfag(or emo)

Ya man, he got the Satanic diarrhea last weak, poor bastard.

Oh...I see...so that's why his anus is blown out.

Yes, and now he's going out with a walpurgisnatch bitch.

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Furfag

Obscure definitions:(Noun)
1.Anyone who is being a complete and total asshole to you for no apparent reason.

2.Plural form(Furfags) can be used to describe a bunch of ungrateful drunks assholes who only want to cause trouble for no apparently obvious reason

3.Some guy who is obviously a piece of shit.

Sentence:(1)Holy shit man, get off my back and stop being such a damned furfag already.

Sentence(2)Sentence:Oh Fuck!!! It's a whole shit load of cunting furfags!

Sentence(3):Man, that fucking guy is just being a furfag today.

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