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Noun(1);A martini made with shit instead of Vodka. Made popular by the skanks in the 'two girls one cup' video.
Noun(2);being forced to admit failure despite trying your best is known as having to 'drink a shit martini'.
(1)Lesbian A:That 'two girls one cup' video was so fucking hot. Let's mix us up a nice shit martini.
Lesbian B:I likee, I likee
(2)Man A:I really tried all year to get that promotion, I even let the boss skull fuck me, but I still didn't get it.
Man:Yeah well, enjoy your shit martini you fucking furfag!
Verb;
To have sexual intercourse with a girl who is robo-tripping or to have someone have sex with you while you are robo-tripping.
Bob:Man, check out that skank...she's robo-tripping balls!
Bill:Dude, let's robo fuck the shit out of her!
Bob:Fucking A!
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Noun:
A term used for some poor son of a bitch who finds out that his really hot girlfriend he has been showing off to his friends and family for the last 3 months is in fact a shemale.
Verb:
Dead penising
A guy who decides to screw his 'girlfriend' anyway after finding out she is in fact a shemale because he realizes that his whole fucking life is over anyway and he might as well get what he can. Usually followed by self castration while listening to some really shitty emo music.
Hey, what happened to Wally?
Hey man, leave him alone...he's just a dead penis now.
Poor bastard! By the blood coming from his groinal area, seems like he did some dead penising.
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Noun
1.The act of having sexual intercourse with your hellishly cuntish ex-girlfriend in order to get back all your heavy metal CD's that she has been keeping as payback for dumping her sorry ass in the first place.
2.Having sex with Satan in order to acquire some awesome heavy metal CDs that you can't find for sale online.
Sentence(1):Shit man, my fucking ex has all my best metal. I guess It's time for Satan's Fuck.
Example(2)
Joe:Dude! That metal is fucking sweet! Where'd you score that shit!
Mike:Satan's fuck, man. How else?
Joe:Shit man, you sure ain't no furfag you hoopy bastard!
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