Honeysuckle Cottage

Verb form:

A Honeysuckle Cottage is an elaborate form of oral sex carried out by 2 individuals (one must be male), typically where 375 grams of pasteurized Canadian 'Bee Maid' honey is applied/drizzled around the male genitalia to act as a cleansing lubricant. Once completed, any type of curdled dairy product or 'cottage cheese' will suffice for phase 2 of a Honeysuckle Cottage. The cottage cheese is then stuffed in and around the urethra/ foreskin of the penis. The second person (either man or woman) proceeds to orally 'go to town' on said penis area. Guaranteeing a smooth glide over the penile shaft by utilizing the physical attributes of honey and cottage cheese, creating ideal texture and a sense of euphoric pleasure for the receiving individual. If the man receiving the Honeysuckle Cottage is lucky enough, chunks of cottage cheese will be sucked away from the foreskin during the slurping process, stimulating sensitive areas. Not only does a honeysuckle Cottage provide sexual satisfaction for both partners, but also a nutrient rich and satisfactory meal for the one giving said actions.

Noun Form:
Honeysuckle Cottage is also an establishment located in the south of the United Kingdom in the county 'Surrey' where the type of oral sex was invented. To this day, Honeysuckle cottage still provides new visitors with the sexual experience and rich culture of the local suburban area.

Verb Form:
Steven - "Shit man, I'm hungry and horny, what do you think this calls for?"
Garry - "Same bro, I already know your ready for this mean Honeysuckle Cottage."
Steven - "Grab the honey gng."

Noun form:
Timothy - "this sex thing is getting tiring, I wanna spice things up"
Abby -"Have you heard about Honeysuckle Cottage?"
Timothy - "No.."
Abby - "Trust me, its a magical place with mythical rarity blow jobs, we should go"

Tugging my Johnson

“Tugging my Johnson” is a slang and young term typically used in a jokingly and humorous manner, meaning to masturbate, specifically with a penis. The term is most commonly used by adolescent males. “Tugging my Johnson” was first widely used by American video game streamer; Jynxzi. The phrase gained its popularity through the up-and-coming Twitch content creator.

Tugging my Johnson would be used in the sentence: “Give me 2 minutes, imma go tug my Johnson”

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Dobzyy

To call someone or something a Dobzyy you are commenting on how unhygienic they are. Or lack of cleanliness.

Go take a shower, don't be such a Dobzyy!

Buckshot Brennan

A large canadian brute that has violent and egotistical implusions to give explosive and vigorous backshots to another male. With the intent to scare or declare dominance over his victims.

The term originally grew online surrounding a particular male 'Mason Brennan' who grew notorious for such actions, Mason Brennan is now evenly feared across platforms like Discord, SnapChat, Reddit and CodeHS. The term
'Buckshot Brennan' can commonly be seen in the crazed SnapChat group; 'Sussy Bitch'.

Joseph: "Shi man hes on the loose, lock ur doors gang, Buckshot Brennan on the loose."

Brady: "Hope you lying cuz or we cooked, If we like Mason Brennan he gone catch our cheeks lackin."

Joseph: "I can already feel my ass hurtin, my booty red asf now gang."