Shanna

Shannas kinda crazy and will attack as soon as you have your back turned. If you goof up in any way she will track you down and hurt you. She’s probably bipolar. Shanna will act nice then boom pow your dead. Avoid Shannas at all costs as long as you value your life.

What was that running through the woods?

I think that was Shanna we better run.

Anijah

Anijah is the silliest goose you’ll ever meet. She is obsessed with anime boys and genuinely thinks she will marry one someday. Anijah is mean when she is under the influence, but sober, she’s an absolute peach. If you come across an anijah in the wild you should keep the power of anime on your side and run. If your under thirteen just stay away and don’t ask any question.

I just saw a dude in a furry costume who was that?

That’s just anijahs man

Rylan

Rylan is a sweaty gamer boy. A complete edge lord and only wears hoodies in summer. His favorite shirt is unironically a Christmas shirt. He has no facial hair but insists his peach fuzz is a mustache. If you ever encounter a rylan stop, drop, and roll.

Yo, what’s rylan doing?

Playing red dead and power hitting his vape.

Classic rylan