Lebanon, Ohio

A horrid place north east from Cincinnati. It's full of extremely old, extremely rich, and extremely racist white folk. The schools you find here are full of entitled white kids who desperately want to be southern. Yes, some of them wear cowboy boots. A quick visit to the local Walmart will reveal a plethora of camouflage merchandise and old west themed clothing. This town is stuck in the 1950s and cannot get out. Under no circumstances should anyone who is intelligent and respects themselves even a minuscule amount visit this place. Run away. Far away.

Person one: "Would you like to visit Lebanon, Ohio? I've always wanted to go there!"
Person two: "Absolutely not. Also, we are no longer friends."

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